And Now, 'The ''We're All Gonna Die'' Weather Forecast

It's an absolutely Hellish 90 degrees out there . This record-breaking heat is unprecedented in human history, perhaps even WORLD HISTORY, and the government is warning all Americans to stay inside DURING THIS MAJOR HEAT ADVISORY.

If you have any elderly relatives or friends, check in on them to make sure that they HAVE NOT BEEN ROASTED IN THIS JULY OVEN!!!

Here at the station we are hearing reports of Bald Eagles SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTING. If YOU HAVE TO USE AIR CONDITIONING JUST REMEMBER THAT YOUR A/C UNIT MAY BE CONTRIBUTING TO GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE, AND YOU MAY BE KILLING PEOPLE IN FRANCE AND SPAIN.

Also, the use of dirty fossil fuels may cause fires and unhealthy smokey conditions AND WE MAY EXPERIENCE A WEATHER APOCALYPSE OR EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT THIS WEEKEND!!!

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE FOR ANY REASON. DON'T PLAY BASEBALL OR VOLLYBALL. IF YOU WORK IN CONSTRUCTION, LEAVE WHERE YOU ARE AND THROW YOURSELF INTO THE NEAREST LAKE OR YOU WILL DIE!!!!!

WHEREVER YOU ARE, EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY!!!!! THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!!! THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!!

(Here's a clip of an American experiencing heatstroke, wearing his pants on his head and calling for a taxi in the middle of the desert):

And now for the 3-day forecast......

IF THE WORLD HASN'T ENDED WHERE YOU ARE, IT WILL BE EVEN WORSE TOMORROW ...UNLESS YOU CHOOSE TO ATTEND A COMMUNIST OR PRIDE PARADE WHERE WE'RE EXPECTING A NICE BREEZE!!!

FOR THE REST OF YOU, IT MIGHT REACH 92 OR 93 DEGREES with cancer-causing UV rays beating your head in TO A PULP!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!

What Would Don Imus Be Saying Right Now?

With all of the lunacy happening in the news nowadays, I was wondering what radio legend Don Imus would be saying about it all right now. Here's a condensed version:: 

The Imus In The Morning Radio Show in progress......

(Quack Quack)

Imus: I'm liking that hottie Sophie Cunningham protecting her little buddy Caitlan Clarke from the nappy-headed hoes ROUGHING HER UP, and did you see her POINTING at the other player? I thought she was jost showing the illegal aliens and America-hating commies ''THE DOOR'' (Frank McCord laughs)......

(Everyone in the studio yells ''WE LOVE YOU, SOPHIE!!!!!'' in unison.)

Imus: So, we had an election in New York, and the STUPID voters elected that communist Islamo-NAZI BIGOT Zohran Mamdani. I'm a rich White Guy and HAD TO LEAVE THE CITY, so now we're in exhile here in SANTA FE, NEW MEXICO, and I'm hanging out with my brother Fred and  my wife Diedre Coleman Imus here at the ranch.

(Bernard McGirk); Has Mayor Mamdani opened up those government-ran grocery stores he was promising his retarded voters? They should be standing in line for toilet paper any day now.

Did you hear that bigot douche re-drew the immigrant map showing the enclaves and he erased the Jewish, Irish, and Italian  neighborhoods?

(BERNARD MCGIRK BRISTLES): THAT RACIST (QUACK)-HOLE!!!!! (Imus laughs).

Imus: I think there will be a street war between The Mohammadons and The Communists versus The Gambini's any day now, and I'm rooting for The Gambini's.....(QUACK QUACK)

In other news, I AM SO DISAPPOINTED that NAZI (QUACK) HOLE GRAHAM PLATNER dropped out of that SENATE race in Maine. Platner would have been SO GOOD FOR THIS SHOW!!!! HE COULD HAVE GIVEN US SO MUCH MATERIAL!!! (laughs)

He could still be in that race if he just announced his conversion to Islam. Mohammadons are EXPECTED to act like pigs around women. He could just say if he raped those women he was just OBEYING THEIR IMAGINARY MOON IDOL ALLAH!

Oh, did you see that braindead whackjob Sunny Hostin on ''The View''? SHE said that she saw all the American flags during The Independence Day weekend and she was afraid?

(Bernard McGirk): Why, is she a communist spy?

Imus: All the looney idiots call you an ''Islamophobe'' if you don't want your wife stoned to death, and your daughter raped and murdered. What do you even CALL SOMEONE WHO HAS AN UNNATURAL FEAR OF AN AMERICAN FLAG????? GET A GRIP, GIRL!!!!!

Have you seen Secretary of State Marco Rubio? He has like 7 or 8 jobs now. He's even babysitting for Trump Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt's new baby.

....And now, it's the top of the hour news, here's our very own Charles McCord. Good Morning, Chuck)

CHARLES MCCORD: GOOD MORNING, I-MAN. In overnight news, President Trump ordered another round of bombings on Iranian military infrastructure........(The producer pops a cassette of THE GAP BAND ''YOU DROPPED THE BOMB ON ME''  into the tape deck)

(CHARLES MCCORD READS THE MORNING NEWS)

Imus: Is the GAYTOLLAH ALIVE????

Bernard: Why, are you missing your bae?

Imus: Shut up, you bald-headed bastard.(laughing) Shut up or I'll beat you like a rented mule. (EVERYONE IN THE STUDIO LAUGHS)

Give Hate A Chance

In 1992, conservative writer P.J. O'Roarke (pictured) wrote a book ''Give War A Chance'', a satiracal look at war and peace. The title was an ironic twist on the title of the John Lennon song ''Give Peace A Chance''.

Your bushy-tailed pundit would like to twist this idea even deeper. I think that in order to conserve and save our great country as well as Western Civilization as a whole, we should GIVE HATE A CHANCE.

Many people equate ''hate'' with ''racism'', and that I am somehow calling for roving bands of lunatics with white bedsheets over our heads, burning crosses. I am calling for The American People to have the common sense and wisdom to call EVIL out when it happens. Jesus Christ hated the money-changers turning his place of worship into a place for Godless commerce. Also, The Allies wouldn't have EVER won World War 2 without us BEING ABLE TO HATE OUR ENEMIES.  They were despotic and evil, and we were able to beat their asses.

If you ever have a chance to watch WW2-era propaganda, it is quite SHOCKING to our modern sensibilites, as our leaders referred to the Japanese as ''TOJOs'' and ''Japs''.

Now, didn't Jesus also say he hated ''LIARS''? Ah, there it is, PROVERBS 12:22. I think this still applies, like when communists and Toxic Empaths call themselves ''Democrats''.

In the last decade, we've discovered the terrible theft and fraud involving The CORRUPT Minnesota D.F.L. and their ROTTEN Somali supporters. Whistleblowers who warned us of this INJUSTICE were called ''racists''. Their lives were wrecked by the insanely corrupt D.F.L. 

I am calling on ALL rank-and-file Minnesota Democrats to admit their party has turned into a crime orgamization and HIDEOUS HATE GROUP. ALL DEMS CURRENTLY IN POWER SHOULD BE VOTED OUT AND MANY OF THEM BELONG IN PRISON.

Third-World corruptocrats like Minnesota Representative Ilhan Omar call us ''racists'' for protesting this theft. I suggest we should HATE HER NON-STOP B.S. BECAUSE SHE AND THOSE LIKE HER CAME INTO OUR mostly white COUNTRY AND STOLE FROM US. THEY ARE THE RACISTS!

Have you noticed that RACE HUSTLERS DEMONIZE White Americans even for sins from the distant past, while leftist LUNATICS HAVE MADE STRAIGHT ,WHITE CONSERVATIVE MEN THE MOST DEMONIZED AND DESCRIMINATED SEGMENT OF OUR SOCIETY? I SAY WE REJECT THE LEFTIST'S PROPAGANDA AND THAT REAL DIVERSITY MEANS ''ALL OF US''.

Instead of allowing this corrupt LUNACY, we should be throwing these foreign criminal thugs into prison and DEPORTING THEIR CLANS BACK TO THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM.

Moslems come into Western countries, and expect us TO ADOPT THEIR EVIL, ROTTEN WORLDVIEW, COMPLETE WITH THE ABUSE OF WOMEN, CHILD RAPE, and all the other horrors of what they call ''SHARIA LAW.'' I think that no Moslem should be allowed within 3,000 miles of ANY White-majority, Western democracy. I BET YOU THINK THAT TOO, BUT YOU'VE BEEN intimidated AND BAMBOOZLED BY THE REAL HATERS.

When you resist their INBRED lunacy, they call you an ''Islamophobe''. They will call you one even if you submit to their hateful, weird worldview and practices, SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL FIGHT BACK, RIGHT? HATING the Mohammadons AND THEIR SHITTY WORLDVIEW could VERY WELL save Western civilization.

By the way, I don't hate and want to banish ALL MOSLEMS. I think that former Minnesota Vikings Wide Reciever Ahmad Rashad is probably a pretty good guy and so he can stay.

I also DON'T HATE ANYONE WILLING TO LEAVE ME AND OUR FREEDOMS ALONE.  I just want the DOMINEERING, BULLYING, MURDEROUS mohammadons and the America-hating communists thrown out of the country.

I think that every college with communist, America-hating professors should be investigated., and any college with a professor who took to Twitter/X and celebrated the murder of Charlie Kirk should lose their taxpayer funding. THEY SHOULD BE HATED AND REVILED AND THESE EVIL, HATEFUL FREAKS SHOULD BE PUBLICLY SHAMED AND RELENTLESSLY MOCKED. They are destroying the country, and rotting the souls of our young people.

ALL I'M SAYING IS ''GIVE HATE A CHANCE.'' We may be saving our civilization.

HEADLINE: RACIST, ANTI-SEMITIC COMMUNIST NY MAYOR MAMDANI RE-DRAWS IMMIGRANT MAP, ERASING JEWISH, IRISH AND ITALIAN NEIGHBORHOODS

 

This city belongs to foreigners, Takers, Mohammadons, and Communists now! Whites and Capitalists should leave. (I will still tax you even if you no longer reside in OUR CITY!)

And Now, A Message From The Pathological Democrat Liars Of America

Democrats are hateful, dishonest lunatics, and they ruin cities, states, and entire countries. They spend all their time robbing the taxpayers and lying their asses off. They lie about THEIR OWN RECORD, accusing their enemies of what they themselves are guilty off. 

Most Democrats would sell their families to the communists and militant mohammadons and accept shariah law if they thought it meant that they could somehow feed their insatiable lust for power.

They lie about America's history, they call our humanity into question, they politicize EVERY aspect of life, and almost no one can escape their ultra-aggressive, insane, constant LYING: Here to address this is The Spokesman of The Pathological Democrat Liars of America:

Hi, I am Tommy Flanangan. I'm related to Minnesota Lieutenant Governor and Senatorial candidate Peggy Flanagan. In fact, I'm her........Her TWIN BROTHER!! Yeah, That's the ticket!!!

Just remember, ''Nobody is illegal on stolen land''. America was BUILT by UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS....AND SOMALIS!! IT'S THE WHITE MAN WHO CAME ILLEGALLY, AND STOLE ALL THE LAND.....AND THEY'RE THE ONES WHO SHOULD BE DEPORTED!!! 

Thomas Jefferson STOLE THE LOUSIANA PURCHASE FROM THE NAVAJOS...Yeah, That's the ticket! A...AND TEDDY ROOSEVELT stole Alaska from the Eskimoes.  Peter Minuet STOLE MANHATTAN FROM THE NATIVE AMERICANS with blankets full of tubercalosis AND OUR LORD AND SAVIOR ZOHRAN MAMDANI RE-BUILT The New York skyline. Yeah, THAT'S THE TICKET!!!

''The Republicans want to ban books, while WE DEMOCRATS want to ban HUNGER!!!''

Just like my hero, Governor of Minnesota, Tim Walz. says. You rotten Republicans want to ban SO-CALLED age-inappropriate pornography from elementary schools. How will all the 10-year-old trans activists in the government elementary schools even know if they are a boy or a girl or if they like boys or girls without these books to learn from????? Without pornography, HOW WILL KIDS LEARN TO READ??? HOW?????

 It was Democrats who introduced The ''FEEDING OUR FUTURE'' program as a government Covid-rea program ''designed'' to feed hungry Americans.In Minnesota, KIDZZZ WERE STARVING JUST LIKE THEY WERE IN 1985 ETHIOPIA BECAUSE OF THOSE DASTARDLY REPUBLICANS!!!

 I AM HAPPY TO SAY THAT DOZENS OF SOMALIS WILL NOT GO HUNGRY BECAUSE OF THE FEEDING OUR FUTURE PROGRAM.!!!!  IN FACT, MANY SOMALIS ARE ABLE TO PURCHASE LUXURY HOMES AND AUTOMOBILES BECAUSE OF THIS PROGRAM!!! Yeah, That's the ticket!!!!

This week, New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani's wife said that Mother Mary, Jesus's mother was an ''UNDOCUMENTED  MIGRANT AND A PALESTINIAN! In fact, Jesus was a Hamas COMMANDER!!! Yeah, that's the ticket! A,,,,AND HE BE=HEADED BABIES AND RAPED 14 YEAR OLD JEWISH GIRLS DURING THE INVASION OF OCTOBER 7, 2023........B.C.!!!!!

YEAH......THAT'S THE TICKET!!!!!!

Finally, that NAZI KING Trump AND HIS ICE GESTAPO KIDNAP UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS AND MURDER THE PROTESTORS.....JUST BECAUSE THAT ANGEL RENEE GOOD TRIED TO RUN ONE OF THEM OVER!!!! THAT'S NO EXCUSE!!!!!!!!! SHE WAS MURDERED BECAUSE SHE RESISTED THE FASCISTS AND RACIST ADMINISTRATION!!!!!

YEAH.....THAT'S THE TICKET!!!!

If We Republicans Acted Like Democrats We Would Be (And Should Be) Ashamed Of Ourselves

This week, members of The (Masked) Patriot Front, a group of liberal idiots masquerading as White Nationalists, boarded a DC Metro train in their sunglasses, masks, and tan khakis, and ''surrounded'' a lone Black female rider.

There was a photographer from Reuters on the scene to capture the performative stupidity, and the hosts on CNN and MSNOW had trouble breathing as they expressed their ''terror'' at the image of this silly, fake stunt. They compared the Black female to Rosa Parks, and nobody at CNN informed their misinformed viewers that this was very LIKELY a performance from the threatrical wing of The Southern Poverty Law Center. 

The SPLC was RECENTLY caugtht fraudulently throwing millions of taxpayer dollars pulling racist stunts so they ''could fight racism.'' This scene on the train must have been the latest performance starring these ''right-wing thespians''. Instead of admitting what this really was, all the Trump-hating yapping liberal parrots said this picture is ''TRUMP'S AMERICA''.  Leftist activist Brian Krassenstein even tweeted ''This photo should win the Pulitzer.''

ULP, I just threw up a little.

Leftists are ALWAYS putting on custumes and acting like the ultra-obnoxious version of what they think their enemies are. Tim Walz and LEFTIST SNOB John Kerrey put-on their Elmer Fudd costume when they want to come across like ''regular guys''. Some creeps dress like drag queens, offending any NORMAL, REAL woman. These masked Patriot Front douches dress in sunglasses, masks, and tan khaki pants and march around like Ku Klux Klan rejects. TAKE OFF THE MASKS, YOU COWARDS!

For the left, EVERY DAY is Halloween.

Have you EVER seen current House Speaker Mike Johnson or ANY Republican put on a Democrat costume and act like lunatic morons? If ANY Republican EVER did this, he or she would be primaried out of office and universally shunnned. If we Republicans ever acted like Democrat-Socialists we would be (and should be) ashamed of ourselves.

There is A BIG DIFFERENCE between ICE AGENTS WEARING MASKS and THE MASKED PATRIOT FRONT. ICE AGENTS HAVE TO wear masks because dangerous LEFTIST protestors will DOXX and threaten their families if these federal agents are identified.

To appeal to ''EVERYDAY, NORMAL'' MALE VOTERS, the Dems recruited Graham Platner to run against Maine's ultra-moderate Senator Susan Collins. Platner has a NAZI tattoo on his chest, and has a long history of ACTING LIKE A PIG AROUND WOMEN. This is how The Democrats plan to appeal to ''NORMAL, EVERYDAY'' MALE VOTERS? 

Democrat strategists must think it's a bad idea to educate or inform the voters,  just put on ANOTHER BIG, SILLY SHOW. Will The Democrats EVER end this silliness? Don't hold your breath. 

SPORTS: BELGIUM BEATS USA 4-1 IN NO-HANDS, KICK HOCKEY (TRUMP BLAMED FOR LOSS)

 

Ralph Wiggum: The Supreme Court's Majority Decision On Birthright Citizenship Is Nice!

LAST WEEK was a bad week in the history of what's left of our country, as The Supreme Court DECIDED to liberalize Birthright Citizenshiup laws.  Ruling against a President Trump executive order, THE HIGH COURT RULED THAT anyone can enter the country to give birth, even ChiCom operatives and illegal immigrants.

NOW, You don't have to be the least bit loyal to America or know anything about being an American citizen.  You can just use this country for purposes of birth tourism, and ANYONE can plan a week's vacation to give birth while they're here. The baby is AUTOMATICALLY a legal American citizen. 

Here to give his opinion on this decision is our resident liberal legal expert, Springfield's resident legal scholar, Ralph Wiggum:

Oh no, I got a crayon stuck in my nose!

It was NICE for The Supreme Court to let babies of undocumented immigrants become Americans, as they decided to let the WHOLE WORLD STAY, especially if they want FREE STUFF. MY FAVORITE SUPREME COURT JUSTICE Kitangi Brown-Jackson, along with Rooter Sotorooter, Kegel, Roberts, the high school rapist Kavanaugh and the Pope's Mom Barrett ruled for the majority. Uncle Tom Clarence Thomas, Alito, and Gollum ruled for the meanies.

Oh darn, I just swallowed some paste. MY TONGUE IS STUCK!!!! MY TONGUE IS STUCK!!!!!

Now, your baby doesn't have to do all that PAPERWORK to be an American! 130,000,000 Americans can't read, so what's another 20,000,000? It's unpossible to pass a high school English test if you don't even know English, so why punish a baby before he or she can even LEARN to speak?

WE ARE AFRAID OF ICE. IT IS SLIPPERY, MEAN AND DANGEROUS STRANGER DANGER!!!! THE TRUMP MEANIES PUT UNDOCUMENTED BABIES IN CAGES!!!!! I SAW AOC CRYING ON THE VIEW!!! INOW I'M SCARED OF THAT SONG ICE ICE BABY!!!!

It is UNCONSCIONABLE that 3 of the justices tried to take birthrights away from babies. That's not very welcoming! Some people are complaining about birth tourism. Is it ANYBODY'S BUSINESS IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A BABY WHILE YOU'RE ON VACATION????

I think it was my hero Governor Tampon Tim who said ''One man's ILLEGAL ALIEN is another man's NEIGHBOR.''

That's it for now. Darn, I just stapled by head to my shoulder.

HEADLINE: HORROR WRITER / MAINE RESIDENT STEPHEN KING HOPES CANDIDATE PLATNER STAYS IN SENATE RACE

 

Graham Platner Saves His Candidacy By Announcing His Conversion To Islam

Embattled Maine Democrat Senatorial Candidate Graham Platner has announced his conversion to Islam, saving his candidacy. As a Muslim observing the female abuse-rape-forced child marriage tenants in Shariah law, recent credible sexual assault accusations have SUDDENLY become a CAMPAIGN BOOST.

PLATNER CAN NOW SAY HE'S JUST BEING OBEDIENT TO ALLAH, and finds his popularity almost DOUBLE among TRUMP-HATING FEMALE DEMOCRATS. 

Many anti-Semitic lunatic mohammadons like Hassan Piker are excited to throw their support behind Platner, but Piker is still watchful of his commitment to the cause of replacing a Constitutional Republic with an Islamic-Communist Dictatorship.

Soon, there could be SCORES OF Palestian flags and signs reading ''Susan Collins, We're Coming For You Next'' ''From The River To The Sea'', and 'Behead Collins'' at Graham Platner rallies.

Many Muslim voters already find Platner's SS TOTENKOPF chest tattoo quite attractiuve. His enemies are their enemies, therefore, Platner has friends among Jew-hating Muslims AND COLLEGE GRADUATES. They see no real controversy with the tattoo. 

Still, Platner still has work ahead. He needs to grow a beard, or some Muslim leaders may think that he looks too much like a woman. He also has to put his wife in a Hijab and beat her if she disobeys him. Many Democrats and Muslims agree with Platner that it's the woman's fault if she is raped, and if you accuse a Muslim of AMY crime it's only because you're a RACIST.

With Platner's conversion to Islam, Senator Bernie Sanders and several other DC Democrats of The Red-Green COALITION are thinking about renewing their support. Still, they may need to step up their voter fraud operation in Maine to win in November.

Yakov Smirnoff Reports From Comrade Mandani's Fifth Of July Parade

It's Independence Day weekend across America, and in much of the country, happy Americans celebrate our nation's 250th birthday, while in New York City, Communist Mayor Zohran Mamdani is ''reflecting'' on America's history of racism and ''injustice''..

He's not reflecting on Islam's 1,700 year history of rape, murder, and enslavement or 100+ years of communist carnage.

Our New York Correspondent Yakov Smirnoff is on the scene at Mamdani's ''Fifth of July'' Parade down 5th, 6th, AND 7th Avenue, beginning AND  ending at Time's Square. The Mayor has banned the general public, but there seems to be a parade starting:

Hello, RedSquirrel, This is Yakov reporting from Times Square. There are probaby 10,000 Muslims praying to Allah here. Mamdani banned the general public. In other word's ''Americans, Jews, and Christians.'' He said there isn't enough room for both Americans and thousands of Muslims with their asses in the air praying. These Muslims have a float with the words ''DEATH TO AMERICA'' festooned with crepe paper. The Mayor is seated on it waving to an imaginary crowd.

Here comes another vehicle decorated with a big sign which reads ''Mamdani Power And Light''. I have learnied that Comrade Mamdani will be taking control of ALL THE UTILITES IN THE CITY AND has told residents that they should turn their thermostat up to 78 degress to deal with this hot weather. He wants his illegal alien voters living rent- free in luxury hotel suites, and they are to be allowed to turn THEIR THERMOSTATS down to 62.

WHAT A COMMIE!!!! heh, heh, heh......WOW, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN THIS WINTER!!!!

Mamdani's Motto: ''Rules for thee, not for me. You work, I eat. If you don't like it, tough toenails.''

There's a LONG LINE of Mamdani supporters carrying a banner reading ''DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISTS OF AMERICA''.Why do I get the feeling I will soon be seeing these same people standing in line at the city government-ran grocery stores waiting in line for toilet paper? Heh, heh, heh.

In America, toilet paper waits for you. In Comrade Mamdani's NYC, you wait in line for toilet paper.

In this Communist parade, I see no tanks, but there are OVERSIZED POSTERS OF COMMUNIST LEADERS MAMDANI AND THE THREE COMMUNIST CANDIDATES WHO RECENTLY WON IN THEIR PRIMARIES AGAINST ESTABLISHMENT DEMOCRATS.

Here's a float with NYC's Renter's Rights Activists. It's decorated with puppet landlords hanging in effegy. YIKES!!!

Here's a float with America's founding Fathers depicted as demons. Someone FROM LA RAZA dressed as an Indian chief is making A LAND ACKNOWEDGMENT through a bullhorn, AND there's a group of children from a local government elementary school, lead by their purple-haired ''teachers'' chanting ''NO ONE IS ILLEGAL ON STOLEN LAND!!!''

They've replaced ''reading and writing'' with ''revolution and rioting.''

Here's The Columbia University float, who are representing The America-hating hate indoctrination industry (cough: colleges), and here's a float left over from a recent ''No King's'' protest with President Trump hanging in effegy, I'm also SEEING THE ''DEATH TO AMERICA'' float, and THE BLM FLOAT, along with  the ''Love And Tolerance'' float. WOW! IT'S A SEA OF HYPOCRACY!!!! Heh, heh, heh.......

There will be no fireworks here, only violent criminals and activists from BURN LOOT MURDER celebrating their freedom by shooting their shotguns into the air,

We're not sure if or when it will be safe for EVERYDAY Americans to step foot in Time's Square again. This is your correspondent Yakov Smirnoff, signing off from Comrade Mamdani's July FIFTH Parade in New York. So long! Heh, heh. heh...

WNBA STAR SOPHIE CUNNINGHAM SHOWS ILLEGAL ALIENS AND AMERICA-HATERS ''THE DOOR'

 

Our New Top Ten List: The Top Ten Ways To Celebrate Our 250th Independence Day

Saturday marks the 250th anniversary of the signing of our Declaration of Independence, and most Americans will find some way of celebrating our womderful country's Birthday. Some will have a backyard barbeque or see a fireworks display. While some seem angry that this country still exists, this is OUR ''No Kings Day''. 

From the home office in Bovey. Minnesota, here are The Top Ten ways REAL Americans might be celebrating our country's 250th Independence Day:

10. Deport Ilhan Omar.

 9.  Kiss your dog and eat a BLT in front of your perpetually offended muslim neighbor.

 8.  Ask a Socialist-Democrat to hold dangerous fireworks before lighting it.

 7.  Have a trans activist committed.

 6.  two words: TAXPAYER REVOLT!!!

 5.  DEPORT THE MUSLIMS!!!! (Former Minnesota Viking Wide Reciever Ahmad Rashad can stay.)

 4.  Steal some MORE LAND!! LET'S TAKE CUBA NEXT!!!

 3. Declare war on England AND BEAT THEIR ASSES AGAIN!!!!

 2. THROW ZOHRAN THE MORON MAMDANI (AND ALL OF HIS VOTERS) OUT OF THE COUNTRY.

 1. Tar and feather a tax collector..

Marlon Perkins And The North American Democrat-Socialist Cuckoo Bird

I was listening to a talk radio program last week when a guest compared the new extremist communist-backed Democrat politicians (THE DSA-Democrat Socialists of America) with The Cuckoo bird. 

This species will invade another bird's nest, kill the Mother's babies, and lay it's own eggs. 

The invasive, preditory, parasitic nature of these communist-Socialists who have invaded The Democrat Party establishment act in MUCH the same way. Here to explain this is our new wildlife correspondent Marlon Perkins, host of Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom:

Thank you, RedSquirrel. Today on Mutual of Omaha's Wild KIngdom, we study the strange and terrible habits of The Socialist Democrat Cuckoos of North America.

This preditory, parasitic species have been laying it's eggs in the nests of the ESTABLISHMENT DEMOCRAT NESTS. Three extremist-communists have defeated Democrat establishment birds in recent New York Democrat primaries.

They replicate the call of the red-green Mamdani bird, tickling the ears of angry college grad bolchevik parasites, who respond by voting for the takeover of THE NEST.

Most of these communist voters come from various countries hostile to America. Many are second-generation immigrants, INDOCTRINATED TO attack America on American universities. These Communsit Democrat Cuckoos attack and seek the destruction of the nest, and hunt for The Great American Orange Trumpucanis Maga.

Many of these communist Democrat cuckoos have been laying their eggs on American college universities for generations. There, the young cuckoos are taught and groomed to attack even more nests. They attack Jews, capitalists, and engage in class-warfare against more productive species..

Here is my assistant Jim. He has gotten too close to a nest of mahammadon cuckoos, and now he's being attacked. The cuckoos think he might be a Jew or a capitalist because he has a light complection. GET OUT OF THERE, JIM!!!!

The other birds in this ecosystem are ''makers'' and the communist Democrat cuckoos are ''takers''. Now, the nest taken over by the cuckoos has shrunk, and is falling apart. The cuckoos look for more nests to use BECAUSE THEY DO NOT KNOW HOW TO BUILD A NEST THEMSELVES.. The Mamdani bird has promised free worms for everyone, but his flock of cuckoos will have to fend for themselves soon.

The Mamdani bird has tried to raise the taxes on the top 10% of the most productive species, but they have flown away to Florida and Texas. Soon, The Socialist-Democrat Cuckoo may go the way of The Dodo.

Well, that's it for this week's Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom. I am Marlon Perkins. See you  next week.

It's Called Summer: An Andy Rooney Commentary

Andy Rooney is here to remind us that Summer is SUPPOSED TO BE HOT:

HEY LOOK, IT'S SUMMER. Some people seem to be SURPRISED by this, like the newscasters telling us to hydrate yourself and stay inside if it's too hot for you. It gets hot this time of year, EVERY YEAR. It's JULY!!!

Here in America, we LOVE OUR FREEDOM AS WELL AS OUR AIR CONDITIONING. On The Fourth of JULY we celebrate our Independence Day. We have barbeques in the hot July sun, then enjoy some simulated warfare FIREWORKS at night. Most of us are too busy enjoying our blessings to bitch about ''Global Climate Change'' or ''emissions''.

Some people hate us because of our A/C, like those silly socialist surrender monkeys in France. They blame air conditioners for everybody dying from heat-stroke over in Europe. YES, These silly scammers blame us for THEIR WEATHER. MON DIEU!!!

Paris Deputy Mayor Audrey Pulvar blames America for the miserables de LaHeate, as the governments in Europe are deliberatly keeping their people hot and miserable in order to make their population grumble even more about it, and they can then demonize the countries that offer THE BLESSING of air conditioning. 

She blames America for France's weather problem, but looking at this picture of her, I have to wonder ''who should she blame for that ridiculous hair helmet''?

I don't care what the French say. I think that AIR CONDITIONING is one of THE GREATEST INVENTIONS EVER CREATED BY MAN! VIVE LE A/C!!!

Damned If Trump Does, Damned If Trump Doesn't

The America-hating, Anti-Semite Communist-Democrats are getting away with rampant crime and corruption at the same time they incessantly condemn EVERYTHING THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP DOES......OR DOESN'T DO.

The President thinks that the Shiite mullahs ruling Iran are readying nukes and threatening the world with nuclear annihilation (Their national motto is ''Death To America''), so he goes into action and does what EVERY president has said should have been done FOR THE LAST 47 YEARS. He smashed their war capabilities, and the negative nabob Democrats condemn him. 

he brought the hostilites to an end (for now) and tried to make nice with these psychopaths, and THE DEMOCRATS AND THEIR ALLIES IN THE MEDIA ARE CONDEMNING HIM FOR THAT. They openly support the murderous Iranian Shiite regime, hoping that the Mullahs can make Trump ''look bad'' .  They really don't care if President Trump defends us or tries to make a deal with our enemies. They just hate his guts.

Damned if Trump does, Damned if Trump doesn't.

The Democrats condemn Trump's attempts to improve or create a new The White House Ballroom, and his work on The Wading Pool next to The Lincoln Memorial. They acr as if everything The President does IS A SCANDAL Their TDS lunatic supporters vandalize the wading pool, but the Dems blame HIM FOR THE DAMAGE. 

Damned if Trump does, Damned if Trump Doesn't.

The ''No-Kings'' protestors-rioters call The President ''a NAZI'', YET THEY THROW THEIR SUPPORT BEHIND SENATORIAL CANDIDATE GRAHAM PLATNER, WHO HAS A NAZI S.S. TAT ON HIS CHEST. Damned if Trump does, Damned if Trump doesn't.

The Democrats file one twisted, bogus  criminal attack AFTER ANOTHER against Trump. They try to send him away for 700+ years, and try to destroy his family, his associates and supporters while they steal and defraud the taxpayers of everything that isn't nailed down. They impeached him twice during his first term, then impeached him even after He left office IN 2021. They hate him because he has tipped over their corruption applecart, but mostly,TO BE REAL,  they hate him just because he won the 2024 Presidential Election.

Maybe they hate him because Democrats are hateful, spiteful douches AND UNBELIEVABLY BAD SPORTS.

The Democrats protect the third world illegal aliens and foreign criminals, and do it for their votes, while Trump tries to protect The American People. Damned if Trump does, Damned if Trump doesn't.

Trump tries to enforce the laws, but the lawless, America-Last Corruptocrats send their brainless protestors out to interfere and ASSAULT the federal ICE agents trying to do their job.

 Incessant hate and vitriol from the Democrats is part of their normal daily political show, yet the idiot leftist media enablers tell President Trump to cool down the rhetoric. Their constant hate inspire regular assassination attempts, but they blame him for the violence.

They hate his guts because he stands up for himself. Democrats believe that their opponents should shut up AND TAKE THE ABUSE. Damned if Trump does, Damned if Trump doesn't.

This Isn't Your Dad's Democrat Party

 

Last night, leftist-extremists were the choice of the anti-Semitic leftist voters promoted by Communist-Anti-Semite NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani. New York has gone over the communist cliff like Thelma And Louise.

Gone are the mainstream liberal Democrats. They have been replaced by Jew-hating, America-hating authoritarian foreigners educated by their communist college professors and muslim mosques. Gone is the party of John F. Kennedy, Thomas ''Tip'' O'Neil and Bill Clinton. They have been replaced with anti-Semitic Marxists like Zohran Mamdani, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and Ihan Omar.

I remember a time when Republicans and Democrats could battle on a national budget, then behave like adults afterwards. After Congress passed Ronald Reagan's 1981 Budget, Speaker Thomas ''Tip'' O'Neil congratulated The President and wished the best for the country. Now, the dems are so full of hate and TDS they would rather stomp on OUR faces than give the President and the country a victory.

20-30 years ago, there was a Minnesota Senator named Paul Wellstone. He was very liberal, yet NOBODY could imagine him physically threatening his opponents like the current Governor Tim Waltz does outragiously and regularly. Wellstone was never obnoxious OR HATEFUL. He had a kindly disposition, and was very much a happy warrior. Now, the corruptocrat lunatics of the current Democrat Farmer-Labor Party defrauds the state into oblivion AND INSULTS THEIR DEFRAUDED VICTIMS..

30 YEARS AGO, Democrat President Bill Clinton listened to Advisor Dick Morris and followed a THIRD WAY (ALSO KNOWN AS ''TRIANGULATION''), adopting a moderate path popular with Democrats AND Republicans alike. The country got along and we actually had a balanced national budget as well as the passage of Welfare Reform..

I remember when both Republicans and Democrats supported law enforcement. Now Democrat corruptocrats, criminals, communists, crooks, creeps, and cross-dressers treat law enforcement officers like criminals, and side with the lawless. One of the LOONEY winners from last night wants to do away with prisons AS WELL AS THE BORDER. 

The Democratic Party U.S.A. is being replaced by The Democratic Socialists of America. They still are calling themselves ''progressives'' because that's what communists call themselves. They promise everything and deliver nothing, and ruin everything they touch. They promise free groceries and free city bus rides, but deliver poverty and out of control crime.

They are high on D.E.I., USAID, STEALING EVERYTHING THAT ISN'T NAILED DOWN, ANTI-AMERICAN HATE, CORRUPTION, AND FULL OF TDS, but they have NEVER shown that they can actually govern.

This isn't your Dad's Democrat Party.

Eddie Comments On Keir Starmer's Resignation

UK's Prime Minister, Keir Starmer announced his resignation yesterday after his liberal Labour Party recieved a sharp rebuke from the voters. 

He allowed the country to fall apart, and let middle-eastern migrant rape gangs violate at least 250,000 White girls, while sending police to arrest native Brits merely for speaking up.

Here to comment on this is Heavy Metal mascot and British icon Eddie Tha Head:

BLIMEY!!!!! What has happened to my glorious, Great Britain??? We have gone from Winston Churchill (Hallowed Be His Name!!!) and ''We shall never surrender'' to allowing inbred middle Eastern migrants to VIOLATE our 14-year-old girls!!!! DISGRACEFUL!!!!

Gone are the days of our Iron Lady PM Maggie Thatcher. My favorite band Iron Maiden sang songs of Aces High and Troopers. Now, Western Europe is being taken over by ugly, inbred invaders, AND THE DAMNED GOVERNMENT IS ARRESTING OUR COUNTRYMEN FOR SPEAKING OUT ON FACEBOOK AND TWITTA!!!!!! BOLLOCKS!!!

WE USED TO FLY ON THE WINGS, LIKE THE EAGLE! FLY AS HIGH AS THE SUN!!!! My country used to fly Where Eagles Dare. Now, this turkey's twat Keir Starmer has surrendered our country to devil-worshipping muzlim migrants!! HE SHOULD BE TRIED FOR TREASON, AND AT FIVE O'CLOCK, THEY SHOULD TAKE HIM TO THE GALLOW'S POLE!!! 

Now, the people have had enough of this, and I say the Mohammadon invaders had better RUN TO THE HILLS !!! England was AND WILL BE a place of safety, happiness, freedom and peace. Once we were proud of our traditions and our powerful empire. England brought The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Queen, Def Leppard and Iron Maiden to the world! Now, our cities have been taken over by grotty, culture-destroying muslim cretins. While our daughters are being used by repulsive muslim Orcs,  the rotten, lying muslim mayor of London Saddiq Khan calls us ISLAMOPHOBES and THAT his horde come in PEACE!  

GET DAFUQ OUT!!!!!

I am glad that Starmer will soon be out, and hopefully Nigel Farage will fight for us AND FIX WHAT'S WRONG!!!. WE REFUSE TO BRING OUR DAUGHTERS TO THE SLAUGHTER!!!! UP THE IRONS AND LET'S GO, ENGLAND!!!!

Is Communist L.A. Mayor Bass Spending The City's Budget On An Army Of Terminators?

Good evening, This is The Bill Burditzman Political Report. I am Bill Burditzsam, and this is the POLITICAL news in Los Angeles......

Communist l..A. city councilperson Nithia Raman recieved a large bundle of ballots, and has bounced into second place in the Los Aneles Mayoral Primary......and.......STOP THE COUNTING!!! IT'S OVER!!! CANDIDATE SPENCER PRATT IS ELIMINATED!!!

IN OTHER NEWS, We have Correspondent Jessica Santa-Maria Conchita de Cardinale on the streets with her report on Unhoused Drug Zombies getting paid by The Democrats for their votes for Mayor Karen Bass! Who says there's NO JOBS in Los Angeles???

Also, correspondent Mohammad Mohammad Abdul Mohammad has a report from McArthur Cememtary with local city union government workers getting the residents at the local cemetary  REGISTERED TO VOTE....

....but tonight's top story. Is INCOMPETENT Communist Mayor Karen Bass about to start A War Against The Human Race with an army of Terminators? At the beginning the 1984 Sci-Fi Horror Movie, There was a raging war in 2029  (two and a half years from now).  The city is reduced to a burned-out pile of rubble and human skulls. A time-travelling cyborg is sent back to 1984 to terminate Sarah Connor, the mother of John Connor, the leader of the human resistance.

Has Mayor Bass sent a terminator back to 1984 to target Spencer Pratt's Mother Janet Pratt and protect The Democrat's one-party hold on The City of Lost Angels'? Has the incompetent, corrupt Democrats ruining the city taken the entire city budget and sank all it's  tax revenue into an army of terminators? We here at The Burditzman Report WANT TO KNOW!!! .

Karen The Commie Bass has already burned much of the city down. The Palisades section of L.A. looks like the Hellscape at the beginning of The Terminator. There's NO LIMIT to the corruption in the looney City Council who recently legalized voting rights among illegal aliens. WOW, THESE PEOPLE WOULD DO ANYTHING TO FEED THEIR INSATIABLE LUST FOR POWER!

We will keep following this important story!

HEADLINE: THE BARACK OBAMA PRESIDENTIAL OUTHOUSE'S GRAND OPENING

 

Reminder: The racists operating The Obama Presidential Center /  Outhouse require you to present an I.D. if you wish to enter the building. Also, They stiffed the Black construction companies who worked on this project.

We wonder if there's an exhibit ''honoring'' Obama's smearing of political opponents and his 2012 presidential campaign that disefranchised miltiary voters serving overseas.

Overall, this is what I'd expect an America-hating scumbag's ''presidential center'' to look like.

Sister Mary Comments On MLB's Pride Month

June is refered to as ''Pride Month'' , so Major League Baseball  are having their players wear Rainbow Flag designs on their uniforms. Three players on The San Francisco squad have placed Bible verses on their uniforms, and the woke league has shown that this won't be tolerated.

Here to comment on this is our Religion and Faith Correspondent, Sister Mary Brokenknuckles:

God Bless the baseball players. Mary, Mother of God, Please preserve the innocence of this great game.

God loves The American Pastime and The Boys of Summer, BUT SMITES THE SODOMITE AND THEIR CORRUPT USE OF THE RAINBOW. This great symbol is God's way of telling his children that He will never destroy HIS BEAUTIFUL WORLD AGAIN. It is NOT to be used as a celebration of sexual PERVERSION!!

The idiot MLB executives ruining this great game should be SMACKED in the knuckles. Where's my RULER?

Major League Baseball has been corrupted by The Gay Mafia, and deserves the Wrath of God. They HAVE BECOME ARROGANT AND INTOLERANT OF WHAT'S GOOD AND HOLY, RUINING THE INNOCENCE OF THIS WONDERFUL GAME. They shove their perverted, corrupted RAINBOW FLAG in the people's faces.

Baseball is Peanuts and Cracker Jacks, NOT PENIS AND ASS CRACKS!!!! PLEASE GOD, FORGIVE US!!!!

GOD BLESS THE THREE BASEBALL DISCIPLES WHO ARE STANDING FOR GOOD. MARY, MOTHER OF GOD, WE ASK YOUR SON TO BLESS THESE MEN. AND Help them stand against this LUNATIC SODOMITE NONSENSE!!

Please, GOD. Show the idiot Baseball executives THE TRUTH OF THEIR FOLLY, FORGIVE THEM, and withhold your judgement, for they don't seem to know what they do. Amen.

ONCE AGAIN, A Team From The DEEP SOUTH Wins The Stanley Cup

Once again, a team from the deep south has won Professional Hockey's Stanley Cup. The Carolina Hurricanes won The Cup last night, defeating another hot-climate team, The Las Vegas Golden Knights, 4 games to 2.

Once again, fans of The Montreal Canadiens, Boston Bruins, New York Rangers, Chicago Blackhawks, Detroit Red Wings, Minnesota Wild (The Minnesota North Stars never won The Cup either), New York Islanders, Toronto Maple Leafs, Philadelphia Flyers, Edmonton Oilers, Pittsburgh Penquins, New Jersey Devils, Buffalo Sabres, Vancouver Canucks, AND The Ottawa Senators were shut out.

 The last time any of these teams won the Championship was when The Pittsburgh Penquins won it in 2017. The MOST SUCCESSFUL NORTHERN NHL TEAM as of late are The Emonton Oilers, losers of Championship series on 2024 and 2025.

People in Minnesota sometimes call their state ''The State of Hockey,'' but Minnesota  also elected Tim Walz. Our previous team, The Minnesota North Stars, lost both times they made it to the FINALS. Our current team, The Minnesota Wild, has NEVER made an appearance in the Finals. The North Stars had to move to DALLAS and change their nickname to THE STARS to win The Stanley Cup.

By way of comparison, teams from Florida have won FOUR Stanley Cups since 2020. Maybe we should start calling FLORIDA ''The State of Hockey''. HOT WEATHER, BIKINIS, ORANGES, AND ....HOCKEY! SORRY YOU LOSERS UP NORTH!!

The Carolina Hurricanes have won TWO STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONSHIPS. Their previous championship came 20 years ago, I wasn't even aware they even had an NHL team back then.

You would think that living in a state of 40 below weather and the finest High School Hockey tournament in the country we could at least compete for a Stanley Cup Championship. Minnesota isn't ''The State of Hockey'' as much as ''The State of Under-Achieving Men's Professional Sports Franchises.''

Maybe I'll post about our other ridiculous men's professional sports teams some other time. Maybe I'll post about my newest theory. ''that The NHL HAS BECOME THE SOUTH'S REVENGE  FOR LOSING THE CIVIL WAR''.

RSR Has Reached A Million Pageviews

 

Question: What's The Difference Between Ballot Dumps And Ballot Stuffing?

While we're on the theme of Democrats ALWAYS fighting dirty and hitting below the belt, how about that Mayoral election in Los Angeles?

This is how it goes. The Republican  ''leads'' on Election Night (or is in position to move on to the general election), then the ''vote counters'' keep counting FOR UP TO A MONTH AFTER ELECTION DAY until the Democrat(s) ''find'' the ballots they need to close the margin. After Election Night, the Democrats always know how MANY VOTES THEY NEED TO OVERTAKE THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE AND ''WIN''.

In the 2026 Los Angeles Mayoral Election, there are 3 major candidates. We have two incompetent, corrupt communists, incumbant Mayor Karen Bass and City Council member Nithia Raman. Then, there's the outsider, former reality-TV star and advocate Spencer Pratt. In this primary, the two top vote getters move on and face each other in a November general Election. The third-place finsher is eliminated.

On Primary Night, Bass had a small lead, and Pratt was comfortably in second. Raman tearfully conceded.. Then the ''ballot-counters'' swung into ''action'' Almost a week later, the third place candidate has caught up and candidate Pratt has been eliminated. It's simply amazing how late ballot counting ALWAYS go to the DEMOCRATS.

A normal, fair-thinking person would be outraged by the unfairness of this system. The problem is, that it's legal............IN CALIFORNIA BECAUSE THOSE ARE THE CORRUPT ELECTION LAWS PASSED IN THE ONE-PARTY STATE OF CALIFORNIA.

Almost the instant that candidate Raman's vote total overtook candidate Pratt's, the news announcers declared that she would be facing incumbant Bass in the general election in November. We don't know or think that the democrats running the unfair election system will bother to keep counting ballots.

It's highly suspicious NEARLY EVERY BALLOT DUMP COUNTED AFTER ELECTION DAY MOST OF THE VOTES WENT TO THE THIRD PLACE CANDIDATE Nithia Raman. You would think that al least a third of these late ballots would go to the CORRUPT, INCOMPETENT leader. 

It would be better and more fair if NO ONE KNEW THE VOTE TOTALS on Election Night, or if the state kept the cabdidate's numbers secret. Glenn Beck suggests that Price-Waterhouse should be put in charge of ballots in California. THE DEMOCRATS WOULDN'T KNOW HOW MANY MORE VOTES THEY WOULD NEED TO OVERTAKE THE REPUBLICAN'S VOTE TOTAL.

Spencer Pratt is the most talked about, inventive candidate in recent political history. The incompetent, corrupt leftists that run L.A. let his house burn to the ground, along with thousands of Palisades residents. He spoke about the homeless drug zombie PROBLEM in a very compelling way, while his two opponents have ran away from the issues and THEIR HORRENDOUS RECORD. The two incompetent communists are in and the conscientious advocate is out because Los Angeles is a corrupt, one-party city.

It is possible that candidate Pratt lost because all The Republicans and dissatisfied Democrats have moved away (voted with their feet) and the numbers just weren't there.

In Republican-run states and cities, the people vote on Election Day, then go home and watch the returns as the vote-counters finish counting the ballots and a winner is announced THAT NIGHT. 

In corrupt states and cities ran by Democrats, they MAIL ballots to EVERYBODY, let illegal aliens vote,  ''dead'' people VOTE, they allow ballot harvesting, crooked government unions get ''involved'', they vote early, vote LATE, have surprise ballot dumps, ballot stuffing, the homeless are BRIBED into voting by the Democrats in power, not to mention  MANY OTHER METHODS OF open, brazen cheating.

In conclusion, your bushy-tailed correspondent has one more question about all this. Is there any difference between ''ballot dumps'' and ''ballot stuffing''?

Pompous Narcissist Scott Pelley Gives Us A Piece Of His Mind

A couple weeks ago, new ''60 Minutes'' producer Bari Weiss HAD THE NERRRRRVE of meeting with the program's staff. During this meeting, corresepondent Scott Pelley blew a gasket when Weiss offered some constructive criticism, and was fired.

Here to give his side of this development is Pelley the Great:  

Bari Weiss KNOWS NOT how to tell a story on TELLYVISION. She wouldn't know when to give me my CLOSE-UP AS I LOWER MY GLASSES ON THE TIP OF MY NOSE!!! She is simply an AFFRONT to ALL OF US JOURNALISTS AT ''60 MINUTES''!!! 

Being FIRED WAS LIKE HAVING MY SPOUSE MURRRRRRDERRRRED RIGHT IN FRONT OF MOI!!!! BARI WEISS, THOUEST INSULTED ME!!!!

I 'LL HAVE BARI WEISS KNOW THAT I HAVE SERRRRRRRVED IN COMBAT, REGAILING MY TV AUDIENCE OF MY SUPERIOR NEWZZZZ COVERAGE IN FARAWAY LANDZZZZZ!!!!!!

EXCUZZZZE ME, BUT DO YEWW HAVE GREY POUPON????

That KNOW-NOTHING BARI WEISS  HAD THE NERVVVVE OF ASKING  MOI  WHY SOME VIEWERS WOULD THINK THAT I SHOW A BIAS IN MY REPORTAGGGE!!!!!!! THE NERVVVVVVVVVE!!!!!!

I AM BEYOND REPROACH!!!!! I AM NOT JUST ANOTHER ARROGANT, POMPOUS TWIT, AND I REFUUUUUSE TO BE TREATED AS SUCH!!!!!

I AM Scott Pelley, Journalist Extraordinaire

Democrats Embrace Corrupt Bullies And Trans High School Track Champion-Cheaters

A few days ago, Democrat gubernatorial candidate Tom Steyer met with and congratulated trans High School track champion AB Hernansez, who is bigger and faster than his female competition. It dawned on me why the democrat would identify with and cheer on the trans athlete. 

It's because Democrats are bullies who regularly cheat their asses off as well. They punish the Normal, everyday American taxpayer and REWARD their corrupt supporters. They have government public unions to tip the scales in their favor. They behave like THEY ARE BORN TO RULE OVER US, and us little people must cry ''UNCLE!!!'' and just take their abuse.

Remember a couple years ago when the man pretending to be a woman destroyed his female boxing competition at The Summer Olympics? It was even worse than the most hideous, grotesque domestic abuse, yet the international Olympics community pretended to see nothing wrong with it.

''Leia Thompson'' was ranked around 500 as a collegiate male swimmer, but then he put on a women's swimsuit and became the NCAA ''women's'' swimming champion. Normal Americans know this was unfair, but the Democrats are so in bed with their weirdo trans allies they are blind to the immorality and unfairness of it all. To the Democrats, it is ''intolerant'' not to embrace these embarrassing weirdos, not to turn their backs on the over-matched female competitors.

Democrats regularly cheat their asses off in elections too. Right now, the democrats in California are trying to cheat highly popular California Republican candidates Spencer Pratt and Steve Hilton. In California, it takes up to 3 weeks to count the votes and cheat candidates trying to tip over the Democrat corruption applecart. The Democrats are stuffing ballot boxes AND filling OUT ballots a week AFTER Election Day.

Democrats oppose THE SAVE ACT because they want illegal aliens voting in America's elections BECAUSE THEY TURNED THEIR BACKS NORMAL, EVERYDAY LAW-ABIDING AMERICANS. This legislation would make it harder to cheat, and THAT'S WHY THEY OPPOSE IT.

Do you remember how Barack Obama BECAME an Illinois Senator? He and the corrupt local Chicago newspapers SMEARED Republican candidateJACK RYAN. Obama is one of the SCUMMIEST BULLIES ever to infect this country, yet his supporters worship him.

He divided the country by race and used the media to bully and shame his critics. Right now, we are just beginning to learn how the Somalis in Minnesota were able to rob the country clean. All the whistleblowers were labelled ''RACISTS'' by The Democrat bullies and their dominant media cheerleaders. ONCE AGAIN, HONEST, EVERYDAY AMERICANS WERE SHUT UP AND SHUT OUT.

If you're enrolled in an American university or just erolled in a government public school, chances are your communist teacher or professor is bullying you in front of the entire class if you dare to think for yourself.

For 2 generations, the feminists and the media shoved ABORTION down our throats in the most horrendous bully-victim relationship DREAMED UP BY THE ANTI-FAMILY COMMUNIST-DEMOCRATS. Babies cannot even speak up for themselves, and if you speak up for the little ones, you're labeled ''ANTI-WOMAN''.

California Democrats have rigged their sytem with communist educrats and illegal alien voters, creating a ONE-PARTY COMMUNIST STATE. Their schools are the worst in the country, they lead the nation in poverty and homelessness, and they lead in CORRUPTION, but there are two Republican outsiders threatening to tip over their POWERFUL corruption applecart.

In the current races for Governor and Mayor of Los Angeles, the Republican outsiders have to run their most well-run race. We have to watch out for the Democrats who cheat like Ben Hur's rival trying to puncture his chariot wheels..

If the outsiders win, we will believe in miracles. If the Democrats non-stop cheaters win, maybe we can just say ''CONGRATULATIONS............CHEATERS!!!''

HEADLINE: NJ DEMOCRATS CHOOSE ANTI-SEMITIC EXTREMIST CANDIDATE LINKED TO 1993 WTC BOMBING

 

PARODY SONG ALERT: MARTINA MCBRIDE WON'T BE SINGING ''INDEPENDENCE DAY'' AT AMERICA'S 250 FREEDOM CELEBRATION

Country singer Martina McBride will not be singing her hit ''Independence Day'' at America's 250th Freedom Celebration event in Washington DC. The country singer sent out an Istagram and said she views the program as ''linked'' to President Trump, so she pulled out.

Some other artists, like Poison's Bret Michaels and The Commodors, also cancelled. Michaels said he feared for his safety.

Here she is to explain her decision not to sing at the Freedom event at The National Mall is the Country songstress:

Well, I sang at the Obama White House

but Trump has me feeling worried and weak

My fans expect me to sing at America's birthday 

but I won't for those right-wing MAGA freaks

I got a call to come sing at The Mall

The show's been politicized and so I refuse to play

I will not sing for the ''Right-wing King''

I won't be singing Independence Day

If Reverend Al or one of his pals asked me

I would sing at Juneteenth instead

For BLM I would sing or ICE protests

but not a sea of hats MAGA red

You might think that I'm woke and you're starting to joke

because I decided not to play

You think I'm a fool just a Democrat tool

I won't be there to sing Independence Day

(Chorus)

No, I WON'T SING

for the Orange-haired king

I hope the country fans don't

hold it against me

I won't sing this song

Sing for the right-wing ding-dongs

NO to our National birthday

My band won't play 

I won't sing Independence Day

I won't be there to sing at Trump's national state fair

I refuse to sing or to strum

You might think it's lame, so don't curse my name

because I will refuse to come

I won't sing for that right winger Trump

I don't care what you have to say

I will not put on a red MAGA hat

and I will not be singing ''Independence Day''

(Chorus)

No, I won't sing

for the Orange-haired king

I hope the country music fans

don't hold it against me

I will not sing my songs

for the right-wing ding-dongs

No, I will not play

My fans will be dismayed

I won't sing Independence Day

My fans will be deeply dismayed

I won't be singing Independence Day

I wish Trump would just go away

I'm not singing ''Independence Day''

TOP TEN WAYS MAINE DEMOCRAT SENATE CANDIDATE GRAHAM PLATNER CAN BE AN EVEN BIGGER ASSHOLE

Moderate Republican Senator Susan Collins is seeking her 6th term as the Senior Senator from the State of Maine. It looks like her Democrat opponent will be newcomer Graham Platner, who has a NAZI SS Totenkopf tattoo on his chest. 

Apparently, a NAZI tattoo is not a deal breaker for many Maine Democrats. The former Marine also insults other veterans, including deceased American Sniper Chris Kyle. Socialist-Democrats Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders think he's a solid candidate. 

iT LOOKS LIKE the state Democrat party cannot find another candidate WITHOUT a NAZI SS Totenkopf tattoo anywhere in Maine.

Does anyone know his thoughts on important issues like tax policy, the border, or how to improve the AFFORDABILITY of life for middle class Maine residents? It looks like The ONLY thing that matters to DEMOCRATS is 'HOW MUCH DO YOU HATE PRESIDENT TRUMP'? 

Remember when 2025 when Virginia Democrat candidate Jay Jones WON after suggesting he would like to KILL his opponent and his family? I don't think his voters even CARED WHAT HE WOULD DO AFTER BEING elected Virginia's Attorney General. All that mattered to looney Democrat voters is that he is a HATEFUL, BOMB-THROWING ASSHOLE. 

Is there enough Trump Derangement Syndrome CASES TO CARRY CANDIDATE GRAHAM PLATNER TO VICTORY in the state of MAINE? Maybe there are OTHER socially unacceptble things that he can STILL do to EXCITE MAINE'S batshit Democrat VOTERS.

From the home office in Bovey, Minnesota, HERE ARE THE TOP TEN WAYS GRAHAM PLATNER CAN BE AN EVEN BIGGER ASSHOLE, AND DRIVE THE DEMOCRAT MAINEIAC VOTER TURNOUT:

10. If The President gets a pet, Platner can have a photo taken of himself KICKING IT.

 9.  Spray paint ''ANTIFA'' all over The Lincoln Memorial.

 8.  Cover his NAZI tattoo with it with a tattoo of Hitler and the words ''Mein Fuhrer''

 7.  Write an op-ed ''Eisenhower Was A Shitty General''

 6.  Challenge Republican candidate Susan Collins to a boxing match.

 5,  Win ''The Biggest Douche In The Universe'' Pageant.

 4.  Affordability? Make Republicans pay for EVERYTHING!

 3.. Convert to Islam, then pray in the middle of the street.

 2,  Renounce his American citizenship, move to Mexico, then move in with Rosie O'Donnell in Ireland, then reside in George Clooney's Italian villa, then move back to Mexico, then cross the border illegally again as an illegal alien, then recieve millions in Democrat graft, then move into a free luxury hotel room in a sanctuary city, then get free healthcare, then protest and riot against ICE agents. THEN COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW HE'S BEING MISTREATED BY THE U.S. GOVERNMENT!!!!!!

 1.  Have a trophy made:

This Is What The Democrats Tweeted On Memorial Day

Minnesota Somalicrat Mayor Jacob Frey and Criminal Governor Tim Walz made Memorial Day about career criminal George Floyd, but believe it or not, THAT WASN'T THE WORST SACRILEGE THE DEMOCRAT PARTY COMMITTED LAST MONDAY.

On The Official Democrat Party Twitter/X account:

Memorial Day is a SOLEMN NATIONAL HOLIDAY, NOT a day for taking cheap personal swipes at your political opponents. It appears The democrat Twitter/X account must be ran by seventh grade bullies who don't know better.

Can you imagine what would happen if The Republicans did this during World War 2 or The Vietnam War? It would be like placing a Memorial Day political ad in the New York Times ''remembering the Americans who died in FDR's War Against the Germans and Japanese or LBJ's War against The North Vietnamese.

The reason why The Democrats are so rabid in their hatred for The President is because he stands up for himself and The American People, and Democrats can't stand it. The current generation of democrat-Socialist believe they should rule over the rest of us, to humiliate us, to use the levers of power to rule over us and grab our stuff.....and we should just shut up and take it.

The President and his administration have had success in ''tipping over the Democrat graft-corruption applecart'', so when they attack Trump they they think it's just fine when they hit below the belt, even using our solemn Memorial Day.

I was surprised when I heard the Dems deleted the offensive tweet. It showed that someone at The DNC were either shamed into it or there's a Democrat out there with a conscience. It is somewhat nice to know that not ALL Democrats are soulless ghouls.

This Is Memorial Day In Minneapolis

Instead of honoring America's fallen heroes, disgraceful Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey spent Memorial Day pandering to his BLM (Burn Loot Murder) voter base. At his appearence ''honoring'' dead criminal George Floyd at 38th And Chicago (also known as ''George Floyd Square'), he didn't mention our fallen heroes or that Floyd died from Fentanyl poisoning, 

instead, he condemned former cop Derek Chauvin. The former officer was railroaded by a corrupt Twin Cities court systen and convicted of murder by a jury intimidated by an angry mob.

Instead of honoring our sacred fallen soldiers who died defending our freedoms, the sacreliegious corruptocrat made a show of sucking up to the criminal, racially-obsessed Left. 

Meanwhile, corrupt Governor Tim Walz was scheduled to speak at the yearly Fort Snelling Memorial Day ceremony, but INSTEAD chose to dance with ''George Floyd Memorial Day''  street partiers. After the dancing fool finished, a news camera heard him say ''Not bad for a old White guy.''

We get it, guys. You don't respect normal, everyday Americans, or the sacred memory of our fallen soldiers. You hate our traditions and make a big obnoxious production number of disrespecting us. You democrats have your racially-obsessed, foreign criminal voter base to pander to.

George Floyd died on Memorial Day 2020, and you've made him out to be our patron saint, savior, and god-like deity. There are George Floyd murals all over Minneapolis, and you expect everyone to kneel in The Church of George. You want your communist, criminal, illegal alien, hate-filled supporters to ''like you.''

You and your green-haired mob protest against America's heroes (as well as our federal law enforcement agents), and you all reward each other by defrauding the taxpayers. You need the local media to help distract the people from your non-stop criminal activities. To you, our fallen heroes are the enemy, and you believe they belong on the side of your enemy, President Trump. 

George Floyd represents all the racially-obsessed criminal leftists that you shamelessly, obsessively suck up to. You craven leftists would gladly rule over the ashes of a city that you let be sacrificed on Memorial Day 2020. 

Disgraceful.

The First Chapter In The Book Of James (Talarico)

 

1. In the beginning, the non-binary god created all 6 genders. 2. The non-binary god blessed the sex change and the abortion. ''Let us kneel and may the taxpayers pray to Moloch and Baal'' . So sayeth the goofy Democrat prophet-politician James with low testosterone.

3. REJOICE!!! The non-binary Jesus blessed drag queen story hour, and blessed the faces painted with thick, bright paint. 4. For the prophet-politician James with low testosterone sayeth it was good.

5. While we abort our own babies, let us throw open our borders, and let hordes of hostile foreigners into the country, and let us give them free stuff. 6. Cursed be the republicans who refuse to be good hosts to our undocumented guests. 

7. We shall teach the children to be desrespectful, and undermine the parents, for the state and government schools know best.

8. We will bear false witness against acquitted Candidate Paxton. And so, James with low testosterone made campaign ads. 9. Whoa unto you, you rotten Christian Nationalists. You believe in silly things like scripture, while WE follow our heart!

9. Let us say that men in women's sports is only a ''far-right conspiracy'', and that athiests are the REAL CHRISTIANS! 10. Cursed be unto you, for You refuse to give your oxen to your neighbor!!!

11. And the prophet-politician James (Talarico) with low testosterone supported the progressive agenda, and said , ''So shall it be done!''

HEADLINE: NYC COMMUNIST MAYOR MAMDANI TO VIOLATE LANDLORD PROPERTY RIGHTS

 

RSR'S WORD OF THE DAY: PHILANTHROPATH

 philanthropath (n.)

Defination: a psychopath who masquerades as a philanthropist.

                                      George Soros

                                                            Bill Gates