Sunday, March 19, 2017

Bow Wow Needs His Nose Hit With A Rolled-Up Newspaper

....and in other news....


Rapper Little Bow Wow, nephew of Snoop Doggy Dog, threatened to 'pimp out' First Lady Melania Trump.

In the opinion of this grizzled newscaster, I think that The President ought to whap Little Bow Wow in the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

Tuesday, March 14, 2017

....And In The Communist Weather Forecast....

It's the middle of March, and much of America is covered in snow. Many Americans are experiencing blizzards, and the government may have to postpone the first day of Spring.....





DAMN YOU, GLOBAL WARMING!!!

Saturday, March 11, 2017

Kellyanne Conway's Correction

Kellyanne Conway, the national director of  President Trump's victorious presidential campaign made a mistake when she referred to the Bowling Green Massacre. The problem with this massacre is that it never happened. As a result, all of the presidents enemies took to Twitter and CNN, lambasting the blond conservative.

We at The RedSquirrel Report believe that when you make a mistake, you own up to it, then correct the mistake. Here is the correction Ms. Conway SHOULD make:

During the debate on whether or not the president has the right to keep some people (mostly from countries with large, violent Islamic extremist populations) out of the country, I mistakenly made reference to The Bowling Green Massacre. As we know, this massacre never happened.

If I offended any terrorists or leftist dhimmis, I sincerely apologize. I didn't mean to offend anyone.

I would also like to take this opportunity to make a much-needed correction, and correct the record. I said The Bowling Green Massacre when I meant The NineEleven-1993 World Trade Center Bombing-Fort Hood-Orlando-Chattanooga-Bataclan Nightclub (take a breath)Massacre.

This has been a very humbling experience.

Kellyanne Conway