Thursday, March 31, 2016

Raul Takes Barry Out To The Woodshed, Then To A Ball Game

Wow, now that was a productive trip....for Raul Castro.

After schooling our 6-year-old president on all the evils of freedom, democracy, and capitalism during a press conference in Cuba, their brutal Communist dictator Raul Castro took Barry to a baseball game.

They may have enjoyed some peanuts and popcorn, and maybe some Cracker Jacks, while the terrorized citizens of Brussels, Belgium were collecting 31 dead bodies from the latest Islamo-Nazi terrorist attack on Brussels Airport.

We understand that our 'What, Me Worry?' president has returned the favor, and invited his comrade Raul to a Chicago White Sox baseball game at Kaminsky Field. 

Remember How The Democrats Treated Robert Bork?

It appears that the Republican-controlled Senate may not have a confirmation vote for President Obama's Supreme Court nominee, Merrick Garland. Nearly all of the GOP Senators would rather wait until after the presidential election to confirm the replacement for the late Justice Antonin Scalia.

Your bushy-tailed correspondent believes in fairness, and hopes that The Republicans are just as fair to Judge Garland as the Democrats were to Judge Robert Bork during his 1987 hearings....

Monday, March 14, 2016

Bernie Sanders Needs To Revise His Southern Strategy

Socialist presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has won several Northern states promising free college and healthcare, but Hillary Clinton is winning big in the South.

It appears that Southern liberals like being spoken to in a fake Negro dialect. Maybe Sanders needs to stop sounding so North-eastern, and start speaking like a southern preacher, or begin speaking in Black Jive:

"Ahhh don't feel noways tired. Aaaa've come too faaaar from where Aaah started frum"

Tuesday, March 8, 2016

In A Sane World....

....our traitorous president would have been physically removed from the White House by now.

....Hillary Clinton would be awaiting trial, not running for president.

....73-year-old socialist Bernie Sanders would be laughed out of the room if he had announced that he's running for president.

....Nancy Pelosi would have absolutely no say in your health care.

....Al Sharpton would be prosecuted for evading taxes, not given his own television program.

....Jews in America would be voting Republican.

....White European women would arm themselves, and that would solve the problem of Muslim rape gangs.

....and The GOP establishment would start listening to it's constituents.

Monday, March 7, 2016

This Just In: Schwarzenegger Endorses Kasich

Yesterday, former California Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger endorsed Ohio Governor John Kasich for president.

We here at RSR are breathlessly waiting for the all-important Hans and Franz endorsement. The announcement will surely pump many voters up.